Of Bad Boys and Good Boys

My friend Bassy and I saw Stephen at Fully Booked and when we went to Rustans, we saw Jake. While having dinner:

Bassy :   “Who are those guys?”
Gerty:    “I told you, they’re my friends”
Bassy :   “No kidding”
Gerty:    “Who else could they be?”
Bassy :   “Former suitors? Guys whose hearts you broke but pretended not to know”
Gerty:    “I’ll take that as a compliment”
Bassy :   “Where did you meet Stephen? Looks like a good boy”
Gerty:    “On a charity event”
Bassy :   “Charity event my ass! And the bad boy Jake?”
Gerty:    “On the World Wide Web”